1. sassykardashian:

    IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

    (via whoistroyeanyway)

    foshoitsnikki:

    He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via fabulous-flameerkat)

  2. w6lf:

    i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

    (Source: whisqrs, via petitmoth)

    sherlock-undercover:

    The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}

    (via alltimedanosaur)

  3. ruinedchildhood:

    My childhood in one picture

    (Source: croftmorgan, via unofficialashley)

  4. robotmango:

    gooqueen:

    every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

    ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

    lots to look forward to

    (via bowtiesareasawsomeasunicorns)

  5. a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

    xdroox:

    toinfinityandbeyonce:

    me on my way to steal your man

    “In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

    i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

    (Source: carlosbaila, via lucifersrightnut)

  6. sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    uss-gallifrey:

    himaryua:

    dogmanbirdgirl:

    himaryua:

    himaryua:

    OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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    I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

    can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

    THAT’S NOTHING

    THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

    IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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    my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

    I think you just won. 

    (Source: durito, via im-a-living-hell)

  7. trigger-incoming:

    This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

    (via seethesailingships)