1. skimcheese:

    caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

    madeagoestohell:

    unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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    I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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    joydick:

    eixd:

    6 selfies thing

    OMG nash grier never looked so good

    (via what-are-i)

  2. dylanohcryin:

    do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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    megadelicious:

    professorgoogoo:

    cumomelet:

    almost one million people liked this post

    FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via gaypilots)

    cumslayer:

    cumslayer:

    So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

    AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

    (via lilbobug)

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    satanicmingledotcum:

    thewalkingdelrey:

    i will always find a way out

    ohmygod

    (via lilbobug)

    sexybaldwin:

    Cryin’ at the American food section in Tesco with envy.

    (via that-tree-in-your-garden)